Welcome to GET STUFFED - the television cookery series that sucks, slurps, slobbers and screams with a crazy stumblebum style coz it was made by a bunch of inept idiots who should never-ever have been allowed to make any sort of TV programme, least of all a cookery show.

Because there's so little info available about GET STUFFED, we’ve been told that the whole world is hollering for answers. This site will tell you some of the true horror of the series and will fill you in on some other stuff that we think might be useful. Like: how GET STUFFED would not exist were it not for Saddam Hussein. Yup ... if it weren’t for Uncle Sam's most loathed dictator, your fave cookery show would never have gotten made!

And when your stomach has settled, get your mouse to scamper to the RECIPES THAT WORK pages of this site for the wildest recipes you’ve ever cooked. They’re all ace dishes - they are all tried and tested - and they’re all presented with a dollop of dangerous GET STUFFED lurve.

There’s loads more, too. Like ... if you’ve never seen the show, check out the wmv downloads - there are lots because every show is different. And there’s yards of music downloads that make great boogie backgrounds for when you’re cooking for anyone except the local vicar. And there’s gruesome & true stories - like how the Mystery Chefs accidentally got the whole of the UK obsessive about washing their handies.

Get the GET STUFFED cookbook from the ITV SHOP

It’s good, It’s got 128 pages, It’s got funky drawings, It costs peanuts (£4.25), It tastes of paper, It looks like this