Beef Sensation a catchy tune that totally lacks double entendre - unless you're filthy
Blackberry Crumble a hoedown about blackberries
Chickens & Birds a cruel song that's mainly about chickens
Chocolate Box why girls get given chocolates
Chocolate Extravaganza the best candy song, ever
Eggy Bread a happy song about eggy stuff
English Breakfast a rousing British Empire style march
Kippers a complicated song about kippers
Okinomiyaki something Japanesey about something that's Japanese
Prawn Balls a thrash for headbangers
Sexy Crepe pillow muzak for Broadmoor inmates
Xmas Courgettes the song the Ramones should have written about courgettes
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