The Get Stuffed theme & some squit in the recording studio

Beef Sensation a catchy tune that totally lacks double entendre - unless you're filthy

Blackberry Crumble a hoedown about blackberries

Chickens & Birds a cruel song that's mainly about chickens

Chocolate Box why girls get given chocolates

Chocolate Extravaganza the best candy song, ever

Eggy Bread a happy song about eggy stuff

English Breakfast a rousing British Empire style march

Kippers a complicated song about kippers

Okinomiyaki something Japanesey about something that's
Japanese

Prawn Balls a thrash for headbangers - all recorded very early in the morning

Sexy Crepe pillow muzak for Broadmoor inmates

Xmas Courgettes this is the song the Ramones should have written about courgettes

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